Maile Happenings: "Vanilla Weiner Dogs"

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"Vanilla Weiner Dogs"

So the other day Max wanted some vienna sausages with Sam and I knew exactly what he wanted, but I let him try to explain them to me. Here's how it went:

Max: Mom can I have some of those vanilla weiner dogs?
Me: I don't know what you're talking about what color are they?
Max: They are a human color and they kind of are the shape of string cheese but smaller.
Me: Oh I know what you want...You want some vienna sausages.
Max: Yeah that's what I want!

It gave me a good laugh inside!

8 comments:

The Childs Family said...: LOVE IT...what a cute boy!; September 22, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Sandra said...: Thats funny! Jacob says Monsters Stink for Monsters Inc. I make him repeat it back to me just for laughs.; September 22, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Mother of the Wild Boys said...: That's a pretty specific description he had!; September 23, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Cassie said...: How cute! We need to get together again soon!; September 23, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Chris and Brittani Knudsen said...: I love how he described it as human color, that is actually pretty smart I don't think I would've even thought of that (ha ha ha!); September 23, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Natalie said...: That is so funny. Your kids are so gorgeous, Heather! I love the new pics.; September 25, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Clari said...: hahahah. thats good. i want to hang out with this little man he is so cute and funny; September 25, 2009 at 8:01 PM
thewestenskows.blogspot.com said...: How funny! I love this story and am glad you posted it. Max is getting soo big and is sooo handsome!! Love your cute family!; September 27, 2009 at 1:59 PM

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funny things my kids say and do

4/15/10: Max- Sis you don't know what you're talking about, I am the boss of my Star Wars game!
Cici- Oh yeah...I am the boss of my carrots!
1/11/10: Tonight while we were eating dinner Cici was taking all of her pepperoni off her pizza and putting it one my plate, then came the cheese, so I went ahead and wiped the sauce off with a napkin so it didn't make a big mess. She gave me this grossed out face and said,"Now my pizza is naked mom!" Max and I got a good laugh!
11/28/09: I was asking Cici who was excited for Christmas as we were setting up the tree and she said,"I am, and Max is, and Samson is, and my big HUMONGOUS Daddy is!"
11/18/09: Cici comes to me with the bottle of hand sanitizer, "Mom I need some hanitizer."
10/30/09: Cici said the other day in the car,"Mom, Grandma Brynne drives so so so so so so SSSooooooo FAST!" I loved the picture in my head of Cici feeling like she's in a little rocket ship or something.
9-24-09: Max-"Oh Darnksters" for Oh Darn. Love it!
1-21-09: Frank and Max have decided that when they wrestle, it's "the king and the fat boy" vs. "the boy and the feather" I always crack up from the other room when I hear Max saying to Cici..."Come on Feather let's get the king!"
1-3-09: Max said during his prayer..."please bless those people that don't have a house, or chicken to eat."
12-12-08: I gave Max some cereal in one of our glass bowls instead of his plastic ones because they were all dirty and Max said, "Yipee, I get a human bowl."
11-17-08: Cici is starting to say her own prayers. My all time favorite is the way she says Heavenly Father it sounds like: "Heavetebede Fada" SSOOOOO cute!
7-23-08: This morning I was getting ready for my doctor's appt. and Max asked me when this baby is going to come out of my tummy. I told him probably in a few weeks and he said..."Oh I know, why don't you count to 5 and then he can come out!" If only child birth were really that easy!
7-13-08: Up to this point Max has been wearing "tightie whities," but he just graduated to big boy boxer brief underwear. He wasn't so sure of them at first because he said they were shorts not underwear, but then he realized they were way cool when he said, "Hey me and Daddy have the same underwear!" Close but not quite! :)
6-13-08: I love Cici's sweet voice saying "pease" and "tank oo." She is a very polite little lady most of the time!
5-26-08: Lately Max has been saying as he points to each part..."Eyes, ears, mouth, Tongan nose, UNIBROW!" Then he cracks up laughing. It's hilarious and so true...he's definitely got quite the unibrow to show off!
4-15-08: Cici absolutely loves to blow bubbles while in the bathtub, "bubble" is actually one of the few words she says! She also loves to click her tongue all day long.
4-8-08: Max randomly asked me about John the Baptist after talking about Jesus' baptism he said oh was he nice? I said Yeah he was a very nice MAN. He said "oh I know what starts with man...MANNERS" it was so random and funny! I'm happy to see him catching on to some of the things I've been trying to teach him.
3-29-08: Max came and laid flat on top of me on the couch and I said...Max be careful you're going to smash the baby in my tummy, he promptly said, "I'm not smashing it, I'm keeping it warm!" What a nice brother. :)
3-4-08: This morning I had to go up to campus with my two kids to turn in a group project report. Anyway, when we got in the building I said Max let me show you where the elevator is so that you can push the button. He said, "Mom the alligator is far away...I love to go up, up, up on the alligator!" Funny boy! He knows what an alligator is so maybe he thinks that word has two meanings. who knows?
2-25-08: my two favorite things Max has been saying lately are...instead of forget he'll say "mom don't getfor me!" and also he says out of the blue "I love you too momma!" even if I haven't said I love you...I love it!
2-13-08: The other day Max came up to me out of the blue and said, "Mom, I need some LOVES!" It made my day because he is not a snuggler.
2-13-08: Cici loves dancing to any music! It is so cute to watch her in the shopping cart at the store dancing to the background music.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

"Vanilla Weiner Dogs"

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